McDonald's

"Something feral deep within me craves Five Guys like no other, so I come here to treat myself to a guilty pleasure, although there's nothing to feel guilty about loving a classic burger. I find..."

"As a NY style Pizza lover this is one of my favorite pizza joints in the SLC Valley. Whenever I'm on the East side of town I try and stop by for a couple of slices of delicious NY style pizza..."

"the food is so yum yum but after a while i felt the urge to take a poop but as i was going to take a poop i farted and some weird liquid came out of my butt and then i was really constipated and..."