One Star Burgers and Dogs

"Oh, man. You ever do that thing where you want to try a pasty for the first time, so you search for a good restaurant that has them, then go about your business for a minute, then search the..."

"OMGOODNESS! I just can't say enough about the deliciousness of Goody's hot-buttered lobster roll! It took me back to my first visit to the Maine coast, where the lobster is fresh and plentiful!..."