Scooter Squad Headquarters

"This sexpresso stand is one of three in a one mile stretch. It advertises new owners and new girls. I go for the one which makes the best coffee, since all three are similar in most ways. In this..."

"Elmo's is an adult bookstore. I went there on a whim and ended up having quite a long conversation with the guy behind the counter. He was extremely knowledgeable about the lotions, devices and..."