Victoria's Secret

"If it's a stolen car ring, it's VIN number's Secret. If it's run by a smart person who rules high school with their geekiness, it's Valedictorian's Secret. And if it's full of cholesterol, close..."

"Went to return an unworn and undamaged bra for the store associate to not only reject their listed return policy but state it somehow was stained. This bra has not been worn and been in the bag..."