Esosa A.
11/3/2025
This place might be called 2 Phat Bastard Pies, but there must be an angel in that kitchen because I can't remember the last time I tasted such a tender, flaky crust. The filing in each was...
2 Phat Bastard Pies
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[403 - 467] Franklin St
Houston, TX 77002
2 Phat Bastard Pies is a Houston-based eatery that brings the mouthwatering flavors of Indo-African savory pies to life. Founded by Zimbabwean natives-turned-Houstonians, this family-owned business is the result of a bromance between two reunited immigrant families who share the simple goal of spreading happiness, one scrumptious pie at a time.
With carefully curated menu options, 2 Phat Bastard Pies offers the most delicious pies in Houston, TX. Their homemade fillings are expertly simmered and thickened, infusing their meats and vegetables with authentic spices and seasonings. From beef and chicken pies to vegetarian options, their phat-filled pies with flaky golden crusts are sure to satisfy any craving.
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5.059 reviews
Joyce C.
10/11/2025
These pies were sooo good. We had an event at the POST for two days, and I was hesitant to try these on the first day because the portion size seemed small for the price. However, they pleasantly...
Abdullrahman A.
9/28/2025
Okay I will start with the best thing, get the chicken mushroom pie, that was pretty good. For 12 bucks, it's an overpriced snack (no that's not a meal) but I like the crispness and flavor. I also...
Rebecca C.
11/15/2025
I wanted to try a couple places in the food court and I was glad 2 Phat Bastards was one of my stops. The pie was delicious. Very crispy and flakey on the outside and the filling was really good....
Felipe -.
8/29/2025
I will come back here when I am in Houston! The staff was so nice (Mom and pop shop), they bake all their orders on demand and ask you to be patient as they prepare your order. Filling,...
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