Modell's Sporting Goods

After watching the Grinch movie at the Neshaminy Mall, I decided to walk around the mall a bit. I came across this Modell's Sporting Goods and decided to check it out. The front of the store was...

In an all out attempt to maximize my mojo for Super Bowl LII, I drove down to Modell's in the Neshaminy Mall to pick up a few pieces of wearable magic properly enchanted with Eagles and SB LII...

One of the employees there was hitting on my (underage) sister, very uncomfortable. Put the "Sporting Goods" back in your pants.