Treasures in the Attic

"We arrived in town last night for a wedding today! It's a "themed"wedding, and beige is what's "it"! Unfortunately, my date thought that my outfit wasn't really beige, so...my solution....go..."

"My wife and I come here every year to get something for our Christmas tree and some gifts for others. They have a huge, enormous, gigantic, unbelievable selection of Christmas-themed items. The..."