The Oval Office

"F*** the lady at the front desk who is trigger happy on this building's loudspeaker overlooking White St. Literal noise pollution coming from this building. Tell the female doorwoman who is there..."

"Any Law and Order fan should stop by these court house steps and take a picture. It's free and the g..."

"I got brought on a warrant for an unpaid pissing summons I received years ago by the Chinatown precinct. I hate everyone in that station house to be honest. They're all really mean and kept me..."