Hamburg Save-A-Lot

"I'm gonna tell you the ending of this movie. Oh wait. That's Spoiler General. Pretty old, run down Dollar Gen in the southtowns. Doors are old, carts are old, floors look old, the store just..."

"A gas station? 5 stars? YES they might not always have what you're looking for. But the staff here is what really pulls the weight. If you order a specific type of chicken wings and they don't..."

"You may have saved a life or two in your day. You can't shop with us. You can only shop here after you Save A Lot. Like PriceRite but a little more downscale, this is a very cheap and extremely..."