Walmart Vision & Glasses

"Ever been in a panic wondering how you're gonna meet a deadlined project? Well, my dear. I walk in Walmart, saw snacks on load, began choosing wasabi cashews and teriyaki jerky. Okay, don't judge..."

"I guess this store is another favorite of shoplifters, because everything is locked up and you can never find anybody with keys to unlock the case. it's not the store's fault. The neighborhood..."

"Don't even waste your time going into the garden department. I just started a new sun room and was looking for some cute little plants to place around windows and such. All they had were sad..."