Ted by United

Ted is the low cost branch of United. I'm not sure if this name is clever or not because while part of the name "United", you can say that Ted is "United with U n' I". Sorta makes it seem...

Wow. Thanks TED. This was the most unpleasant flight I have ever taken in my entire life, you jerks. United, you had such a shot at getting me back into your good graces, but you blew it. I...