Sam's Dollar Store

"This particular Dollar General Store is probably one of my favorites. The people that work here are always smiling and friendly. Unfortunately, they always seem to be out of merchandise. Maybe..."

"For the Fourth time I went to find them closed. Closes at 10? Try already closed and dark at 5:30. Opens at 8? Maybe once in a while, but twice I went at 8 and, after waiting like a fool, went to..."

"They always have what I need. Sometimes it's a little messy in the isles. Glad they sell beer too."