OYO Hotel Coral Gables-Miami Airport

"Cheap, but you get what you pay for. Specifically: No Internet (although staff say that there is, it doesn't actually work in motel rooms because the signal is too weak) No Pool (it's dirty..."

"We were robbed in parking lot during check in. Convenient that the hotel’s parking lot camera’s were..."

"Armed with mirrored ceilings, arbitrary disco lights, and heart-shaped jacuzzis, the only appropriate reasons for coming to this exquisite, high end abode is to a) have sex b) do coke c) use a..."