Nine

Nine is the Medusa of all restaurants, alluring new visitors to Miami with its outdoor dining (perfect view of Ocean Drive), beautiful decor, and a promising menu. Once you fall into her trap, as...

Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to this review. Congratulations! You are reading one of my coveted ONE STAR reviews! I do NOT hand these out easily; nor do I hand out five...

Umm... no. No, no, no, no no.... absolutely not. Let me tell you how it is, from a New Orleans native - capital of best foods in the world... NO. DON'T DO IT. DON'T EVEN SAY "I'LL GIVE IT A SHOT"....

I must respectfully disagree with my peer Alex H. Full disclosure: I attended the same meal, ate the same food, and experienced the same waitstaff as Alex described. So here's my take on...

Happy hour drinks are watered down....waitstaff wasn't happy with us because we cancelled an order that was off the specials menu that came out to be $109. Can we say major menu discrepancy?!?! We...