Man Bites Dog Emporium

"Our target is so shopped out they can't get the shelves stocked. Yet they still won't hire/staff more checkers, and the checker I had today told me many had been reduced to part-time. So as..."

"I wonder if they are thinking of changing their name now. Why you ask? Well, their merchandise is no longer priced at one dollar anymore. It is understandable, though, because the costs of..."