Danger Dogs

Hi, my name is Odie and I'm rat terrier mix and my master lives with me in Los Angeles. My master is extremely single (like pathetically single) and ladies, please... im seeing the yorkie down the...

Just had the best danger dog in LA. It's right outside the Golden Gopher. Saturday night. Has to be from the amigo in the white t-shirt, or it doesn't count. Catch this before it's vamos.

DO NOT...I repeat...DO NOT get the chili pepper on top of your danger/dirty dog! I thought my mouth was going to explode. No joke. Unless you were born to be a pepper, don't do it. Other than...

MMMMmmm... daaaanger dogs... the skeezy antidote to the drunken spew. Sooooo deleeecious for the ride home. I once ate one that disappeared mid-bite. Oh noooos! So sad! Time to stumble out of...

I pray that there will be some kind of breakthrough for danger dogs in the very near future. Whether it be in the medical field or through some kind of diet fad.. I just need SOMETHING (besides...