Real Canadian Superstore

"Each lean on the left side pumps are about four or five cars deep. It's interesting that there's a mobile gas station that is probably less than a football yard away. Gas is $2.90 a gallon...."

"Preface: I apologize to the city of Port Huron for any and all anguish I caused to you and yours and for any ensuing health problems resulting from the shock of seeing a lady with violet hair..."