Costco Pharmacy

"Perfect place to hole up during a Zombie Apocalypse! Limited outside access, tons of supplies. Do the smart thing when the undead horde come from your brains. Hit up the Costco and bunker down!"

"If you receive Costco gift card don't need membership to shop!"

"At a miming, please have your membership ready *before* you enter. Looking for it when you ar at the door with a huge line up behind you is not right."

"If you're here on a fri, sat, or sunday...you're retarded."

"Come during a weekday and visit the senior citizen exhibit at the returns counter."

"Welcome to Costco, I love you."

"Avoid going on the weekend. Insanity!"

"PLEASE don't bring your kids here!"

"They only take AMEX as a credit card."

"Don't hesitate to make purchase. Product change is rapid on specialty products. We just missed out on the lawn furniture."

"If you forget your membership you can go to the customer service desk by the exit and ask for a temporary one :)"

"Stay away on Saturdays."